NaDA Publishing: There is nothing. We have not done.

{Abstract}

::NaDA as difficulty, from hope nada. Is a small publishing experiment trafficking in unsavory literary detritus. NaDA is a venue for the exploration of new ideas, technologies, thoughts, and ways of thinking. NaDA is a pathological fixation on the violating act; the belief that life is achieved through disobedience. It seeks a holistic means of appropriating the modern era into a synthesis of new mythologies and meaning, but it does not presume to be capable of achieving this end. We seek to find a strong foothold in the permanent instability of the modern landscape. There is nothing. We have not done.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Brewing storms in the basement

The end of the official day one of this (no)thing and the response has been absolutely astounding. There has been a huge amount of excitement and interest in this project, which means that there must be a real need for a (no)thing like this. NaDA have already received their first manuscript; a delightful little (100 page) .pdf on advertising. It remains to be determined weather or not it will be one of the first releases, but what I've read so far is very promising. Fear not those of you pursuing that coveted 1st slot, it is still anyone's race at this point, and ultimately, regardless of whatever else you may do, the winner will be arbitrarily selected by me. Additionally, keep in mind that this site has been put together in a day. Almost all of the links are either fake or flat out lies. At some point in the foreseeable future, NaDA will stop deceiving you; until that point however, you will just have to believe everything you are told.

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The call comes at 3:00AM

Send your work, writing, blood samples, freeware, software, manuscripts, scripts, and post-scripts. to NaDA. We are eager to run off to the presses, but far from reckless and desperate. NaDA's interests have been forged from a deep hatred of a great many things. These aversions persist to the present day, and will not vanish simply because NaDA is looking for work. Keep in mind the larger vision(s), fetishes, and fascinations, with: Sci-Fi, Technological Humanist Appropriation, Pranksterism, Degeneration, Rage Articulation, New Mythology Synthesis, Poetic Terrorism, Transient Code, Infernal Rackets, Group Think, Emergence and Information Theories, Biological Computing, Malicious Thought Patterns, Ontological Anarchism, Spiritual Malfeasance, Imaginary Abortions, Divergence Culture, Wrenches in Systems of all shapes and sizes, and Global Peace and International Brother and Sisterhood. Please at least make an attempt not to do the same thing(s) all over again.

{Function}

The function and format of NaDA is simple. You send things that you believe to be of the utmost quality. After a sufficient layer of dust has accumulated on your heart and soul, NaDA will decide weather or not your life has value. NaDA will then take it upon my itself to arrange your soul into an attractive and pleasant .pdf layout, and additionally personally (or impersonally if you prefer) designing the cover, spine, and back of your new opus. This completed layout will be sent to Lulu.com which prints professional quality books, complete with Big Brother's UPC, to order. Your work will lie dormant in a vague digital state until someone smart enough comes along set it free by paying for it. NaDA will purchase the first two copies of said masterpiece (one for you, one for NOthing) and after the price of these first two books is recouped, the rest of the sales minus 20% (for NaDA's efforts) will go right into your pocket/ bank account/ shoebox/ nasty habbit. NaDA also promises to promote said masterpiece on all available and appropriate formats. No one, least of all NaDA, will ever get rich off of this venture, so view it less as a career choice than as an assisted smashing through the wall of accomplishment, and a chance to explore some interesting terrain.